meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

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maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

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subject13fringe:

subject13fringe:

Why yes I have bathed in the blood of a virgin

I got a nose bleed in the shower once

you guys can sTOP REBLOGGING THIS NOW OKAY THNX

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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

image

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jonasbrothers:

my new favorite movie 

jonasbrothers:

my new favorite movie 

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kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

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